All of Rihanna’s lines in the box office flop Battleship




rihanna-battleship-actingI knew when I first heard that this movie was being made it was going to be a flop. I for one love the board game but found the idea of basing a movie on it was not very smart. Battleship took in a disappointing $25.3 million while the number one movie of the weekend brought and $55 million in its third week. Both movies had pretty similar budgets which really is going to hurt Battleship’s bottom line.

Anyway with all the promotion that went into this movie they made it seem as if Rihanna would have a bigger part in it. She had so few lines that I’m able to list them all in this blog post. This is almost my the time they build The Rock in the second installment of the Mummy franchise and all the dude did was have what to speaking lines and they were not even in English.

So without further ado here are all of Rihanna’s lines and battleship:

  • “What’s wrong with you drama queen?
  • “Get up princess! Come on!”
  • “Typical”
  • “Shut up. Shut up.”
  • “Oh, this gon’ be sweet. He hates the man.”
  • “You go mess with him and see what happens!”
  • “Chicken!”
  • “Kentucky Fried Chicken!”
  • “You look like Colonel Sanders, actually.”
  • “Yo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?”
  • “Nothing, sir.”
  • “If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir.”
  • “I got something sir, on my camera.”
  • “I don’t know.”
  • “Is this some kind of exercise?”
  • “You ever seen anything like this?”
  • “Weird, man.”
  • “Real bad idea, Lieutenant.”
  • “Lieutenant, get up.”
  • “Lieutenant.”
  • “Come on, you with me?”
  • “Come on, squared away?”
  • “What the hell is that?”
  • “Ahhhhhhh!”
  • “Ahhhhhhh!”
  • “What happened?”
  • “What?”
  • “Who’s in charge?”
  • “Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes.”
  • “(Heavy sigh)”
  • “My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I ain’t around when that day comes.”
  • “No sir!”
  • “Nothing sir, nothing.”
  • “Yo, hey!”
  • “Come on, come on, come on.”
  • “Mahalo, motherfu—”
  • “What the hell is that?”
  • “Sir.”
  • “Roger, Echo 1-1.”
  • “Box 24. Ready to fire.”
  • “India 3-7, locked.”
  • “Sir, we’re hot over here. We’re good to go, let’s light ‘em up.”
  • “Tango 1-9, loaded.”
  • “Whiskey 2-5.”
  • “Negative, sir, it’s moving all over the place. I can’t get a line on it.”
  • “Sucker’s really jumping around.”
  • “40 minutes sir.”
  • “Contact is seven minutes out and closing fast.”
  • “Contact two miles out.”
  • “Contact ETA 21 seconds.”
  • “Boom.”
  • “Yeah!”
  • “Get up!”
  • “Let’s go!”
  • “Go, go, go!”
  • “Yes, sir.”
  • “Oh yes sir.”
  • “Awesome.”
  • “Sir, we’ll be in weapons range in 5 minutes.”
  • “Aimed at target.”
  • “Sir, that’s the wrong direction!”
  • “Sir.”
  • “Coordinates.”
  • “Elevation.”
  • “Come on, take the picture, Beast.”
  • “Navy!”
  • “Come on, Hopper!”
  • “Look dapper!”

Quite the verbal master is and she? On top of the lack of lines which I’m sure many probably were on the cutting room floor Rihanna was just terrible in the movie then again so was just about everyone else in the cast. This is one film that never should have been made and joins John Carter on this years major movie flop list and will probably end up winning a Razzie award or two.




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