Holly Madison Insures Her Sagging Assets

Ok, let me get this strait former “The Girl’s Next Star” Holly Madison decided to make her fake boobs the most valuble breasts in the world. In a move so tacky it’s like something straight out of the Publicity Stunts 101 class she probably took at the local community college, Holly Madison had her breasts insured  for $1 million with Lloyd’s of London. She told People magazine:

I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets. I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve. They’re my primary money makers right now.”

I wonder what’s next? Is she going to shack up with some rich and famous old man just to have a shot at 15 minutes of fame? Oh, wait never mind…..

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