Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue Gets An Early Release For Those On Santa’s Naughty List

Ladies and gentlemen grab your wallet and proceed to the next adult bookstore and pick up a copy of Playboy next week so you can see Lindsay Lohan make history. Very rarely does a bona fide celebrity pose nude for the cover of Playboy and do a spread inside, this happens to be one of those historical moments.

The Lindsay Lohan playboy issue is being released early due to being leaked on the Internet this past week. As someone who has seen the entire issue I will admit it is actually very classy and she looks a lot better that I ever expected.  Inside the magazine, Lindsay appears fully nude aside from a fur vest and some sky-high nude pumps, in a Marilyn Monroe-inspired pictorial. The article dramatizes the Playboy shoot as if it’s some shocking career milestone. “She is suddenly — mercifully — naked,” it reads. “After months of dedicated prayer and endless negotiation, Our Lady of TMZ has revealed her ultimate secret. She has communed with the tarnished saints, Norma Jean et. al.”

Hopefully this will be what she needs to get her career and life on track. Whatever happens I suspect this issue will be one of Playboy’s all time best sellers so get it before it sells out.

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